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tintumon went to participate in amazing fact held in japan japanese: we put fire to the underwater and it didn’t go americans: we drank about 20 litre water in 10 seconds tintumon: in our country , when we are playing football one man kicked...

Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku” Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu. Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?” Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni”

Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today. Tintumon: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty...

Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history. Tintumon didn’t write. Teacher: why are you not writing? Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….

Prove juice=soap Tintumon: Frm Newtn’s 2nd law,f=ma. Nw multiply ‘a’ on bth sides. Then,fa=Maa. Fa is a soap and maa is juice Hence proved.

Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu? Tintu mon: jana gana mana… Teacher:athentha angane? Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!

Achan :Eda tintu, ithaa 5 rupa.. nee ambalathil pogumbol Oru pushpanjali, oru ganapathi homam, oru shathru samhara homam enniva kazhichittu varanam… Tintumon : oho….Baakki ulla paisakku ambalathile kodimarathinu swarnam Pooshaanum parayatte…...