On a romantic day Tintumon’s Girlfriend asks him : “Darling on our wedding day will you give me a ring??” Tintumon : “Ya, sure, From Land line or Mobile Phone ...

Tintumon : Amme… teacherkku bhayankara maraviya… Amma : Athentha…? Tintumon : Teacher boardil Mahabharatham ennu ezuthi thirinju ninnu chodikkuva Mahabharatham ezuthiayathu ...

Tintumon to a Girl : I love you. Girl : Ente Kaalil cherippundu.. Tintumon : “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari ponnolu…!! . . . Tintumon aaaaaaara mon !!

Dundumon : “Cigarattu valikkumbol cancer varumennu parayunnathu sariyano? Tintumon : Njan valikkumbol puka maathrame varunnullu…!

Achan : Ninte oru mudinja “PREMAM”! Naatil muzhuvan paattayi! Aake naanakkedayi…Ini aarenkilum ariyan undoda? Tintumon : Aval arinjittilla…!!!

Tintumon to Dundumon : Eda, njan 100 vayassu vare jeevikkumennu oru kainottakkaran paranju. Dundumon : Ayaal ninte kai mathramalle nokkiyulloo, kayyilirippu koodi nokiiyirunnenkil 30 ...

Tintu monde shallyam sahikkathayappol achan avne kinattil thookiyittu… kurachu kazhinchu Tintumon : Acha..acha..oru eerkil tharumo…? Achan : Enthina….? Tintumon : Ivideyulla ...

Teacher : Gandhijiyude kadhina prayatnam kondu August 15 nu namuck enth kitti..?? Tintumon : Holiday kitti Teacher : Ath maathre kittiyollo..?? Tintumon : Oru muttaayiyum kitti..!!

Tension is inversely proportional to the number of days left for the exams where ‘Naale Padickaam’ remains constant

Tintumon’s Letter to Rosimol Rosimole…. Ente sneham nee thiricharinjhilla. Nee allayirunno ente jeevan. Ath ethra thavana njan ninnod paranjhittund. Nee illaathe, ninne ...

Teacher : Where is India’s Capital..? Tintumon : In Switzerland Teacher : Where..?? Tintumon : Especially in Swiss Banks..!!

Tintumon : Hey, I got married Aarumon : Oh, thats good Tintumon : No, thats bad. She is ugly Aarumon : Oh, thats bad Tintumon : No thats good, she is rich Aarumon : Oh, thats ...