Keeriya kudayumayi pokunnna Tintumonodu Achan : Engottadaa ee keeriya kudayumayi? Tintumon : Thrissur poorathinu povaa… avide kuda maatamundennu kettu, ee kuda maarikitumonu ...

Tintumon : The youth nowadays are getting Worse!! Friend : Why do you say that? Tintumon : When I was in Temple, a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarathi. I was shocked and ...

Vaccum cleaner vilkunna oru salesman oru  divasam Tintumonte veettiil vannu dooril mutti.! Door thuranna Tintumon : Endha? Marupadi parayathe ayal veetinakathekku kayari. Living roomil ...

Teacher : Karendum Kaattum thammilulla bandhamenth? Tintumon : Kaattadichal karendu povum, karandadichal kaattum povum.!

Tintumon Baril ninnum varunathu Achan kandu. Achan : Nee enthinada Baril poyathu? Tintumon : Book vanganaa…! Achan : Barilanodaa.. book vilikkunathu..?? Tintumon : Athu pinne, ...

Ammavan : Tppu Sulthan aaraa? Tintumon : Ariyilla. Ammavan : Padithathil sradhikkanam! Tintumon : Babu uncle aaraa? Ammavan : Ariyilla. Tintumon : Ammayiye sradhikkanam.!!!

Zoo Manager : Simhathinte koodu adacho.? Tintumon : Illa. Zoo Manager : Athentha adakkathathu.?? Tintumon : Oh! Simhathine okke aaru pidichondu pokana…!

Interviewer : Tell me opposite words.. “Cool” Tintumon : “Hot” Interviewer : “Girl” Tintumon : “Boy” Interviewer : “India” Tintumon ...

Teacher : Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated. Tintumon : Dosa…!!!

Tintumon driving padikkan poyi. Driving seatil irikkunna Tintumonodu gearil pidichukondu aashan : First engottaa..?? Tintumon : First mamante veettil pokam!!!

Teacher : Oru sthree Vandi Odikunnu, Ennu Ottavaakkil Engane Parayum? Tintumon : PENDRIVE..!!

Tintumon girlfriend-inte kalyanathinu poyi. Penninte Achan : Nee aaraa…? Tintumon : Njan semiyil thottayala…, innu final kanan vannathaa…!