Italian Girl
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
Biriyani
Komalan was eating Chicken Biriyani at a 5 star chayakkada…..
He found a fly in it..
Komalan: edo ethil oru eecha chathu kidakkunu!!
chaayaKadakaaran: Athil oru KOZHI chathu ...
Cup Holder
True story from a Novell
NetWire SysOp:
Caller: “Hello, is this Tech Support?”
Tech: “Yes, it is. How may I help you?”
Flood in Komalan’s House
There came a big flood, and the water around Komalan’s house was rising steadily..
Komalan was standing on the porch, watching water rising all around him, when a man in a boat ...
Play Chess with left hand
Mr Komalan was traveling from England to India.
Seated besides him was Viswanath Ananth, chess champion. Ananth asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time.
Language in Heaven
An elderly Punjabi admitted to the intensive care department of a hospital requested that he take lessons in French. The doctor was puzzled and asked him why.
“Well, French is ...
Every where I touch it hurts
Komalan goes to the doctor and says “Doc, I ache all over. Every where I touch it hurts.”
The doc says “Ok, touch your elbow.”
Komalan touches his elbow ...
Special food price
Komalan goes to a grocery store. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot ...
Indian election application form
1. Name of Candidate : _______________________
2. Present Address
(i) Name of Jail : _______________________
(ii) Cell Number : _______________________
Indian and Pakistanis egg fight
There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs ...
