Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku” Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu. Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?” Tintumon: “Teacher ...

Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today. Tintumon: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled ...

Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history. Tintumon didn’t write. Teacher: why are you not writing? Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….

Prove juice=soap Tintumon: Frm Newtn’s 2nd law,f=ma. Nw multiply ‘a’ on bth sides. Then,fa=Maa. Fa is a soap and maa is juice Hence proved.

Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu? Tintu mon: jana gana mana… Teacher:athentha angane? Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!

Achan :Eda tintu, ithaa 5 rupa.. nee ambalathil pogumbol Oru pushpanjali, oru ganapathi homam, oru shathru samhara homam enniva kazhichittu varanam… Tintumon : oho….Baakki ulla ...

Maths teacher ”Aaril anju poyal enthu kittum.” Tintumon – “anjuvinte dead body kittum..Kaaranam avalku swimming ariyilla teacher…”

Tintumon – Amme Teacherinu bhayankara maraviyaa… Teacher Boardil MAHABHAARATAM ennu ezhuthiyittu chodikkuva MAHABHAARATAM Aara ezhuthiyathennu…

tintumonum wifum pinangi, Tintu officil ninnum bharyaye vilichu: “Rathri enthaa food??” Wife: “Visham” Tintumon: ” Njaan late avum, nee kazhichittu kidanno!!”

SCHOOL VITTU VANNA TINTU MON AMMUMAYE ODIKKUNATHU KANDUTINTUMONTE ACHAN ACHAN:ENTHINA AMMUMAYE ODIKKUNTH TINTUMON:TEACHER PARANJU VEETTIL CHENNU PAZHAYATU ODICHU NOKKAN