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Vitamins…
tintumon-”ente ammomakku kazhikkan kurachu vitamin tablets venam”
salesman-ok Sir, vitamin A, B or C? edhu venam?
tintumon-”edhengilum edutholu..ammoomakku ee a,b,c,d alphebets onnum
ariyathilla…vidhyabyasam illalo…”
Jail & Facebook..!
Dundu: What is the Similarity b/w Jail & Facebook..?
Tintu:In Both Cases people sit,waste time and write on Walls…
Vote plz..??
Jintappan : Eda tintu nee innale Lotus poov eduth a pinkymolude veetilek ninte love propose cheyyan poyit endhayi ?
Tintu : Njan Chennappol avalude ammaya vadhil thurannath.
Tuttumon : Ayyo ! appol nee endhu paranju ?
Tintu : Chechi ! BJP ku...
ORAYIRAM SAMSKARANGAL…..
tintumon-”mohan lal paranjadhu endhu mathram correct aanennu ee beveragile que kaanumbola manasilagunnadhu…!!!
vichumon : ”Endhada ippol nee angane parayan karanam ?
tintumon : ”Kandille… “ORAYIRAM SAMSKARANGAL OREYORU VIKAARAM….”
Prathyekatha….
Teacher:Ellavarum Oro Birdsinte Perum Adinte Prathyekadayum Parayu?
Appu:Peacock-Dance Cheyyunna Bird
Chinnu:Parrot-Samsarikunna bird
Susi:Ostritch-Largest Bird
Tintu:Chilly chicken-Nalla Taste Ulla Bird
Friend Request
kukkumol-” ho ennum orayiram frnd reqst aanu kittunnadhu face
bookil..endha oru pomvazhi idhonnu nirthan?
tintumon-”ninte original photo profile pic aakiyal oru 90% vare ee
problm kurayum…!!
Running Race
Appu:running race engane undayirunnu?
Tintu:nannayirunnu.enikk piragilekk thirinj nokkendi vannittilla
Appu:adenda?
Tintu:pirakil arengilum undayitt vende thirinj nokkan
Lawyer & A Liar…
teacher-”What Is The Difference
Between A Lawyer & A Liar .. ??
tintumon-”The Pronunciation &
The Spelling.. !!! ;- )
cucumber city
classil late ayi vanna english teacherod tintu:thonnumbol keri varan id vellarikka pattanam alla
teacher:what
Tintu:”think come entering is not it a cucumber city”
Special TV….
jintappan-” nee new t.v medichennu kettallo?
tintumon-” ya oru laksham aayi mone..special t.v aanu”
jintappan-” endhu special?
tintumon-” prithvirajinte filmo..interviewo vannal automatic aayi channel maarum…!!
